What am I thinking?

Nothing else.. Just empty mind or whatever cross my mind.
If u don't like to see or read my writing, please read and see again. In case u really don't like it, again don't hesitate to click your mouse & close the window..

Then come back again, i got suprise for you.. hahaha

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Stresssss Management!

A lecturer when explaining stress management to an audience,
Raised a glass of water and asked;
'How heavy is this glass of water?'

Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

The lecturer replied, 'The absolute weight doesn't matter.
It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes.'

He continued,
'And that's the way it is with stress management.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later,
As the burden becomes increasingly heavy,
We won't be able to carry on. '

'As with the glass of water,
You have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden.'
'So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.

Whatever burdens you're carrying now,
Let them down for a moment if you can.'
So, my friend, Put down anything that may be a burden to you right n ow. Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

No Condom!!!

Alasan laki tu...punya la banyak!! respect sama lu la. hahaha

nice excuses, creatively make me wondering....

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

True or False

Can you guess which of the following are true and which are false?



1. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.



2. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button.



3. A pack-a-day smoker will lose approximately 2 teeth every
10 years.



4. People do not get sick from cold weather; it's from being indoors a lot more.



5. When you sneeze, all bodily functions stop, even your heart!



6. Only 7 per cent of the population are lefties.



7. Forty people are sent to the hospital for dog bites every minute.



8. Babies are born without kneecaps.
They don't appear until they are 2-6 years old.



9. The average person over 50 will have spent 5 years waiting in lines.



10. The toothbrush was invented in 1498.



11. The average housefly lives for one month.



12. 40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.



13. A coat hanger is 44 inches long when straightened.



14. The average computer user blinks 7 times a minute.



15. Your feet are bigger in the afternoon than any other time of day.



16. Most of us have eaten a spider in our sleep.



17. The REAL reason ostriches stick their head in the sand is to
search for water.



18. The only two animals that can see behind themselves without
turning their heads are the rabbit and the parrot.



19. John Travolta turned down the starring roles in "An Officer and a Gentleman" and "Tootsie."



20. Michael Jackson owns the rights to the South Carolina State Anthem.



21. Most television commercials advertising milk, a mixture of white paint and a little thinner is used in place of the milk.



22. Prince Charles and Prince William NEVER travel on the
same airplane, just in case there is a crash.



23. The first Harley Davidson motorcycle built in 1903 used a tomato
can for a carburetor.



24. Most hospitals make money by selling the umbilical cords cut from
women who give birth. They are used in vein transplant surgery.



25. Humphrey Bogart was related to Princess Diana. They were 7th cousins.



26. If coloring weren't added to Coca-Cola, it would be green. Would it then be called Greenola?



Answers below...
TRUE OR FALSE

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ALL ARE TRUE........ .think about # 16

World Cup 2010: Hidden Story

Worldcup aftermath:

Brazilians ask their God, when will brazil gonna win worldcup.
The God said, YOU WILL WIN IN 4 YEARS FROM NOW....
Brazilians cry with joy to hear that!!!

Then, Korean ask their God, when will korea gonna win worldcup.
The God said, KOREA WILL WIN IN 28 YEARS FROM NOW...
Koreans cry cause many of them will die to celebrate it!

Lastly, Malaysians ask their God, When will Malaysia gonna win worldcup.
You know what?? THEIR GOD STARTED TO CRY!!!

MALAYSIA BOLEH!! BOLEH JALAN DAAAA!!

Friday, July 16, 2010

Problem with Internet..siapa salah??

I dont know where is wrong? who to blame?

for thousands of times i tried to upload pic, until my cigarette (Dunhill Light) finish also still in the blank..

rasa nak marah pun ada..dah la kat luar tu hujan, ada kaitan ke dengan internet? tak boleh kena air ke?? F***K la...

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Hi I'm New Here...

Just a though that i gonna make this blog. No intension actually, Don't what to talk about nor idea to share about...

Wait for my idea to come. Like some of people said, man will do the best when they are in PRESSURE!! hahaha

Do i look pressure?? nahhh...Wait & see la...


p/s: sometimes my English not very well.. Don't try to correct me, or i will being Pressure again!! haha internet slow as snail, can't upload pic..WTF!!